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veal crates

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

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Veals

Piece of ass underage girls that you'd love to bang, but have a slight, yet very easily overcome moral objection to doing so. Kinda like eating veal.

I passed the highschool while a truck load of Veals were going to the bus, made my mouth water.

by Shinylunchbox December 20, 2016

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veal pen

the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered

"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal. after that, he's headed to the slaughterhouse"

by jrot May 22, 2008

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Veal Cutlet

Slang word for a Vagina.

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"

by MattKV July 11, 2008

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buns of veal

Term describing a person's butt that is flabby, flaccid, and has no muscle tone due to lack of exercise and / or inactivity. Opposite of "buns of steel".

That lady has buns of veal, her ass has no muscle tone.

by schwagmd June 11, 2013


piece of veal

A young great looking guy 18-24 with a lot of stamina if not much experience. Hot to look at and more fun to play with. Not yet old enough to be beefcake, but eager to learn. Commonly sought after & trained by older women.

She looked across the bar and instantly had a craving for that tender milk-fed piece of veal.

by xxxprivxxx September 14, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


veal pen

the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered

"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal, then he's dead meat"

by jrot May 21, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž