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Swedish Tanks. You could drive off a bridge and go airborne 100 feet in the air and land on a frozen river and be able to walk after.
Friend: Look at that Volvo XC60, it looks nice!
Me: You could survive any car accident in that, no matter how fatal it is.
A crappy, unattractive looking car that no one will ever accept or even like it.
Tyler: is that a volvo.
Cj: nah that is a ram.
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only true champions are worthy of this absolute tankmobile.
get out of that fuggin ricer and into this volvo wagon!!!!!!!!
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Volvo stands for many things:
1. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
2. Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening (Courtsey of another definition).
3. Many More.
Volvos are known to be "crappy," yet many of their oldest models such as the 240, 740, 950, and 850 series still surpass many of the standards held by crappy american or ricer car companies today.
Specifically, the 850 is the most commonly sought after model as it is most convenient for tuning and mods.
Volvos run forever and ever.
Additionally, Volvos are, for all practical purposes, the best cars on the market. Everything up to and including sexual intercourse is still safe while within the confines of Volvo's spacious cars.
Volvos are made in a country (Sweeden) where it is dark for more than 200 days of the year, beer costs more than the fridge you put it in, and "roads" are usually considered to be tracks made by "other tractors" through the middle of a desolate field.
Volvos kick the shit out of competition because they are the competition.
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The maker of the only station wagon other than the Dodge Magnum that looks good - the V70R. 300HP, AWD, safety, world's most comfortable seats, wide stance - imagine picking up your kids in that. WOW
2005 V70R - smokes every other wagon but the Magnum.
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Cars usually driven by librarians, yuppies, old people, exc. This is because everyone else hasn't figured out how cool they are yet.
Yessss, Volvo wagons kick ass!
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A safe and reliable Swedish automobile that is commonly associated with College Professors, mothers with multiple children in sporting activities at different schools, and any resident of Vermont. Also known as a "brick" or "Swedish school bus". Most Volvos are station wagons with nearly a dozen air bags and headlights that never turn off. Newer models are now turbocharged to nearly an inch of their life, breaking any stereotype associated thus far.
That Volvo has nearly 400,000 miles on it, and it will not die.
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