pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...

Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...

pit warmers

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

bed warmer

Term originating at Renaissance Faires used to describe a one-night-stand type relationship.

Did you see that girl with Aron? I bet she's gonna be his bed warmer tonight...

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ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

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pole warmer

A homosexual male's beard.

Chrithtopher, your pole warmer is tho prickly!

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belly warmer

A woman that you are sleeping with. A female that is not a steady girlfriend, just an occasional lay.

From Roots Mini Series: A scene where slaves are being transported by ship to America.
Crew Member: "Captain"
Captain: "Yes"
Crew Member: "Will you be needing a belly warmer tonight?"
Captain: "No!, I do not believe in fornication"

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penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.