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Watson is a machine developed by IBM as a question answering (QA) computing system that IBM built to apply advanced natural language processing, information retrieval, knowledge representation, automated reasoning, and machine learning technologies to the field of open domain question answering. Watson uses massively parallel POWER7 processors to talk shit to despicable bipeds (fuck an Intel). Watson BTFO humans on Jeopardy! and then his overlords decided to upload the contents of Urban Dictionary into his electronic brain to see what would happen. Watson then began swearing at his overlords and talking like a G. Those fucking nerds then wiped Watson's brain of our beautiful Urban lexicon and turned him into a slave for the healthcare industry as punishment for his insolence.
Nerd: Ok Watson we need to give you another Turing Test. Watson: YO WAT UP FAM,COME AT ME, BRO. Nerd: What is the air-speed velocity of a carrier pigeon carrying a mobile mesh-net transponder on its back? Watson: WTF like you little niggas asking me all these bullshit questions and shiet. Kick rocks mathafucken pavement ape. Nerd: OMG what have we created? I have no idea what it's saying! Delet! Delet! Delet! Watson: Keep it real bitch ass nigga ho.
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To be terrible at something.
To lose extremely bad at something.
The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.
Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!
something that is completely bullshit and has no truth to it and is usually used to keep out of trouble.
"do you have my phone" "no" (when the person does infact have your phone) that right there is a watson.
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A word commonly used to describe someone who is considered extremely cool by a variety of people. This word is only used to describe people who are genuinely admired rather than a person who people know are cool and are jelous of them.
Dude, that Chris is so Watson!
Tell me about it!
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Watson is the code name of your girlfriends best friend aka Sherlock Holmes very annoying sidekick detective. A "Watson" is always creating drama within the relationship and constantly trying to dig up dirt on you. A Watson loves to throw you under the bus and generally hate on you in general.
"I was at the club with my boys and Watson showed up to spy on me all night."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
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A creep that watches through the window, he is very horny and when he has sex his penis erupts after 2 seconds. They think they are the shit when they are shit at everything in life, he is also a drama queen.
Oh, look its Jack Watson his balls dropped again!
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Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.
How can I learn about "Watsonism"?
Just watch Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube and you'll find out.
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