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sagen whorehouse

A sagen whorehouse is house where you keep you naughty, a sex seeking whores.
REMEMBER WHORES BEFORE PORES!

Go live in your sagen whorehouse!

by Shit face 2000 March 31, 2017


Portugese Whorehouse

A term for a field of sheep or cows that is assumed to be used regularly for sexual satisfaction by the locals. Originated in California where many farms are owned or worked by portugese families. Sheep are often also called portugese hookers.

Look at all those sheep. Its a regular portugese whorehouse. I wonder if they tag the ones that kick...

by BigAll March 22, 2011


the helium whorehouse

Where I fill my air compressor/weather baloon with helium, while killing the beast with a ceremonial knife.

The helium whorehouse is all knowing and all seeing.

by ellsworthtoohey August 08, 2011


Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.

How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?

by RandyO'Reilly October 21, 2010


You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019


Pianist in a whorehouse

Someone who types very loudly on a computer keyboard, thumping the keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

He’s a great engineer but such a violent typist; he thumps those keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.

by sam__p August 09, 2023


whorehouse

best twitter gc ran by playboychun on twitter

whorehouse got the baddest bitches and the finest niggas no cap fr

by playboychun June 09, 2021