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1. A pretty sweet nickname.
2. Something that kills husbands.
1. My dad always used to call me grasshopper or widowmaker.. I don't know why.
2. The FBI caught Mrs. Rutabaga in a sting, the hitman she thought she was talking to wasn't a bonafide widomaker.
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Not to be confused with a bazooka. A "current technology" portable shoulder mounted rocket launcher. It provides a multi-visual display of the target to identify range, height, size of target, etc. Max load is 1 rocket. Which is more than enough.
This A-47 Widowmaker is the new version of the cannon.
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A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.
Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"
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A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.
Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
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some 12 year old who only plays on console and thinks they're cool and throws the match and wants to liked by everyone and gets no kills and has to cry themselves to sleep every night
guy 1 i'm a good console widowmaker
guy 2 I will teach you how to make a noose
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When you want to be widowmaker
What about Widowmaker?
-I'm already Widowmaker.
Otherwise known as a male-to-male extension, death, or suicide cord. A widowmaker cord is an extension cable with a male plug adapter on either end. The cord gained this nickname from electricians because if one side of the cord is plugged into a power reciprocal, the other end is left exposed at mains voltage. These cables have been banned for sale in many places, often being used for electrical generators.
Micheal made a widowmaker cord yesterday and shocked himself