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An alternate spelling of wifey, short for wife, also can be used to refer to your bestie. (Is pronounced wifey or whiff-"e")
My wiffie is the sweetest. I love her so much.
Get a wiffie like me and you'll be set for life!
I have a wiffie.... I love them.
Guy version of a queef. Air coming through the dick hole; “man, did you seriously just wiffy right now?”
Chad and I were doing the deed when a wiffy came out of nowhere
To have withdrawals. The feeling of missing someone too much to the point its overwhelming.
I miss him so much, I’m having wiffies.
this means smoking marijuana with your gang affiliated members (mandem) on the corner on the endz. this is often accompanied by singing this song:
we’re going on a trip to smoke a big fat spliff. Running through the endz with the Mandem, climb on board get ready to explore the world of green, me and my weed.
mandem 1 - yo mandem. shall we go smoke a spliffy wiffy on the endz
mandem 2 - yeah styll but only if we can sing the song first my bredrin
The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly
I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.
Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.
Also common known as Wi-Fi, this is the mispronunciation and more hilarious way to use it. Recently used by Kevin Hart in Ride Along.
Friend: "Feel free to use my laptop."
Me: "Thanks, what's the wiffi?"