Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.
jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"
Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.
Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.
Guy version of a queef. Air coming through the dick hole; “man, did you seriously just wiffy right now?”
Chad and I were doing the deed when a wiffy came out of nowhere
To have withdrawals. The feeling of missing someone too much to the point its overwhelming.
I miss him so much, I’m having wiffies.
a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.
dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy
The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly
I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.
Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.
Also common known as Wi-Fi, this is the mispronunciation and more hilarious way to use it. Recently used by Kevin Hart in Ride Along.
Friend: "Feel free to use my laptop."
Me: "Thanks, what's the wiffi?"