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You fulfill the sexual pleasures of somebody and he does not in return.
A: "Maaan, last night I made her come so hard"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"
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To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.
Man, I ran my car into a wall while drunk, I fucking Wilhelmed it.
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my darling my lover my everything
OMG WILHELM MESSAGED ME
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Wilhelm is a name for German SS/Army officer during WW2. Famed for their ways of slaughtering Jews during the holocaust. If your name is Wilhelm it is likely it descended from your Nazi forefathers that escaped Germany during 1944-1945.
Did you hear that Jewish kid that annoyed Wilhelm went missing?
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The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
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The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends
A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
1. A stock sound effect originally from the movie Distant Drums, released in 1951. Many speculate that the sound was voiced by actor Sheb Wooley, as he was credited as a voice actor for the film. Since then, many sound designers have used the wilhelm scream as a sort of inside joke.
It has been featured in films by Quentin Tarantino, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, many Disney films, and quite a few more. More recently, the wilhelm scream has been used in television shows, music, video games, and internet videos.
2. A Wilhelm Scream is a melodic hardcore punk band from New Bedford, Massachusetts, started in 1996. Having been previously gone under the names Smackin' Isaiah and Koen, the band changed its name to A Wilhelm Scream, a reference to the above stock sound effect. Many critics have referenced Strike Anywhere, Propagandhi, and Hot Water Music as similar artists.
1. Hey, did you hear the Wilhelm Scream in God of War? The sound designer must have had sense of humor.
2. Dude! I got my ticket to see A Wilhelm Scream and The Unseen on March 30th! I'm gonna mosh my socks off!
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