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A small town in Northwestern Pennsylvania that always smells like horse shit because of the Amish.
I really wish New Wilmington didn't always smell like horse shit.
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A mini Philadelphia.
Wilmington, DE: the only real city in Delaware
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After having sex with your girlfriend, she enters your bathroom to clean up. Un-beknownst to you she wipes your cum from her dumpster on your towel and hangs it back up, as if it were never touched. Unaware of the wrong-doing the gentleman uses it to wash his face the next day. Thus wiping his own cum all over his own face.
New York sexed up his girl and let loose all over her back side. She entered his crapper and cleaned up with his washcloth and hung it back up. The next morning whilst trying to clean up for work. He used said washcloth to clean the eye gunk off his face. It only got worse....He used the Wilmington Washcloth
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Heart of the Los Angeles harbor. One of the largest ports in the world. Part of the city of Los Angeles.
In Wilmington,CA there are many ships that come into port for delivery of goods that are shipped and recieved around the world.
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The sexual act of two people placing each other's anuses against one another, then defecating into each other's asses. Is not specific to either gender, any two people can perform the Wilmington Wombler. Known to be quite messy. It's generally best to put a tarp down first.
Place of origin: Wilmington, Ohio
"Dude, I was gettin bored with this bitch, so I decided to spice things up so we did a Wilmington Wombler."
"Oh dear me, last night my husband of 43 years asked me do a Wilmington Wombler with him. I didn't know what it was, so I said yes."
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a girl that wants a fuck to feel better about herself because she is straight up busted but believes she is the shit.
i told john he could totally fuck sarah if he just gave her a little attention. he was just drunk enough to give her a good ol' wilmington butterfuck.
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