wizz

fingers in ones own pussy

Oh gosh !! have a wizz

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wizz-bang

when something meets with an unfortunate demise or the sound made when this occurs

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

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wizz out

to relive ones self
to use the toilet

pull over i gotta take a wizz out
tell me when you next see a toilet i need a wizz out

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precautionary wizz

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

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Wizz gear

A collection of liquor, or other stash(bongs, pipes, drugs etc...) in a certain location, under the bed, in a duffle-bag...

"Hey man what's in that backpack getting white knuckles from clutching that thing" "It's holding my Wizz gear"

"Are you bringing your Wizz gear to the party?"

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Wizz Quiz

Test from urination to find drugs

Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?

Man2-No

Man- why not?

Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz

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Wizz nozzle

A humorous term for penis

"Hey be careful not to zip up your wizz nozzle after going to bathroom"