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a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob
Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
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a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!
Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.
Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.
Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
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New Democrats who follow the teachings of their cult leader after the fashion of Tom Tomorrow's Chuckles the Sensible Woodchuck. Often self-considered martyrs or victims for their cause, they disrupt discussion, distort reality and excuse-ify to non-believers. Anyone who questions their dear leader is ostracized and swarmed. Often associated with discussions of elm trees, lumberjacks and envision themselves as beavers but are little more than wannabees. They can be found over much of North America but have overrun a discussion forum affectionately known as Woodchuck Underground.
Sensible woodchucks scream, shout and pout when anyone criticizes their man.
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A biology teacher at a high school, who smokes "Jurassic Pot" and has substitutes play movies that are obsessed with earthquake saftey.
According to Josiah Suxo, Ms. Wanless is a woodchuck, vampire, and Dr. Evil.
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Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.
Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.
"I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."
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Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.
TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?
Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!
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A very hard and rather smelly stool that when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were lodged in and plugging the anus.
An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"
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