woolly nips

A woman with hairy nipples that resemble that of a woolly mammoth

Evan: Dude what happened? You were only in the bedroom with that girl for like 30 seconds. u a 30 second man?
Kenny: No, I started to suck her boobs and realized she has woolly nips, I gotta go floss
Evan: Gross, heres a beer to rinse that shit out

Woolly Nipple

The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.

Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.

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Woolly Bully

An unshaved dick.

Dayum gurl, you know Dave has a Woolly Bully atm. It's No-shave November so I wasn't too upset about it.

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Woolly headed

confused and vague; used especially of thinking;

I'm feeling Woolly headed today - I'm not really thinking clearly.

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t-woollie

A Mexican-style stuffed animal made of wool and with blanket-stitched seams on the outside rather than inside.

Girl: Dude where did you get that t-woollie?
Boy: Um, I made it.
Girl: So you sew too? Sweet!

woolly dog

Used in an Australian phrase, meaning to "fuck off."

1. Get a big black woolly dog up ya!

2. Get a woolly dog up ya!

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woolly pully

a hand-job given in a location so cold, it must be administered by someone wearing mittens

Guy 1: Man, me and my girl were mackin' in my car last night, but it was so cold that when the time came she had to give me a woolly pully.

Guy 2: Nice.

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