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When a person inserts their hand into the hanging shirt of someone leaning over, passing through the legs from behind, past the chest, and, ideally, reaching the pot of gold: the face, in order to sequentially tickle all aforementioned parts
Bobby: Meg was working out and I have her a wormhole
Wellington: No way, dude!
Bobby: She thought it was hilarious, said she'd never felt anything like it before.
Chad: Ben wormholed me and fuckin tickled my face, I'm gonna beat his ass
Thad: It's OK, man, he ran upstairs, chill out
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Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.
Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.
The state one's in when they're attempting to watch only one video on YouTube, but due to the suggestions on the side, cannot stop themselves from clicking more videos. One video turns to two, which then leads to 20, 30 or even more...
Once you surpass your eighth video (completely arbitrary) you're officially in a "YouTube wormhole."
The process of leaving the wormhole comes from either the want of food, drink or you desperately having to use the bathroom.
"Where've you been all day?"
"A YouTube wormhole."
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When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.
(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)
Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.
Jane: We both work at Subway.
Nathan: And we go to the same church.
Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.
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A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
When an insignificant curiosity starts on Wikipedia and becomes an involved series of following links within wiki pages to other pages, until you can no longer remember where you even began. Hence, the wiki-wormhole effect.
"I have been caught in a never ending wiki-wormhole!
How did that happen?
Good old fashioned procrastination, my friend."
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when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole