weed yelp

To find a marijuana dispensary by means of reading reviews.

How can I find weed around here? Just weed yelp it.

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Yelp-Fu

The art of yelping. In particular, using words designed to cut or slash at the business owner's sense of self-worth.

Your yelp-fu was so good that I heard the business closed-down, yo!

Or,

Don't make me bust-out some Yelp-Fu on that place...

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A Yelp Of Karens

When 3 or more middle aged women that like to complain to the manager get together and complain at a business, or are seen wandering the store with their highlighted hair.

1. Look at that Yelp Of Karens over there. They’ve been complaining about their food the whole time.

2. A Yelp of Karens just came in, make sure you’re extra nice so they don’t give us a bad review.

Yelp Effect

The over inflation of an establishment's true worth by unqualified, self-affirming know-nothings ("yelpers") & the immediate feelings of anger, disgust, remorse, and self loathing that inevitably occur after one heeds such advice.

Ted:

Damnit, Joe! Those lousy yelpers tricked me into thinking a run-down hole-in-the-wall *insert establishment* was the second coming of *insert god/messiah figure*!

Joe:
Ha! Another victim of the yelp effect, sucka.

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self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers

Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow

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Nigga Yelp

When a black person yells out their window at pedestrians/traffic. Usually about loud noises or people shining their shiny polished chrome domes in their eyes.

"Why you niggas yelping? Nigga yelp yelp yelp!

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Yelp Special

What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."

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