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When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.
Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
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A ghetto school in Arlington, Virginia where half the school is involved in the drug game and the other half have bullet wounds. Not a great place to be.
Principal: Welcome to Yorktown High School!
New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -
Principal: *Shoots kid*
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A stuck up public school located in North Arlington where the girls are ugly and the boys are asses. Yorktown's team is "The Patriots" which is ironic because everyone there acts like a bunch of upper class anarchists. Really everyone here just wishes they studied harder and made it into the most boss school, H-B Woodlawn
Person A: Why's that guy such an asshole?
Person B: He's from Yorktown High School
Person A: Oh, I should have known that
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Near muncie. Pretty lame. But likely where the Zombie Apocalypse will start.
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