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the crutch of modern parenting
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
Someone thought making YouTube into kid friendly YouTube was a good idea, and they made YouTube less kid-friendly
Mum: should I download YouTube Kids for my 5 year old?
anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't
The Youtube Kids app was meant to be a safe place for kids to watch family friendly videos, kids could acces the internet without the dangers. But ohhhh, how that turned out….. The youtube kids app turned out to be a hive of the most wretched videos from the depths of hell, marketed at kids. Including: Skibidi Toilet, Wednesday Poppyplaytime and other vile videos in relation to Wednesday and Huggy Wuggy
“Bro i just can’t with those goofy Youtube Kids video’s bro.”
“Fr💀”
try youtube kids is a annoying pop up that happened because youtube was found guilty by COPPA for stealing kids data and now anything relating to cartoons or no swearing will sentence you to try youtube kids which prevents you from commenting on videos
person 1: oh wow i havent seen adventure time and avatar the last air bender in awhile let me comment on how cool this is *scrolls down* aw fuck me sideways and call me daddy i can't comment because of try youtube kids
A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.