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zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)
Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.
The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.
My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.
Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls
We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️
Trixie: “What do you call a fast zombie?”
Katya: “A Zoombie!”
zoombie(n)
what happens to corp employees trapped by too many zoom-based meetings which never ever resolve issues...
result:
a) open-eyed coma
b) zombie-like nodding
c) covert day drinking
d) non-accidental technical difficulties
origin: mash up of "zoom" (video conferencing app) plus "zombie" (living dead; magically reanimated corpse)
After 18 months of WFH no surprise just about everyone at CitiGroup was reduced to zoombie mode.
Zoomers walking out into traffic staring at their phones thinking they're saving the world by protesting with their fingertips.
That zoombie only eats organic non gmo soy gluten and nut free raw vegan food but can't even get off the couch to water the tomato plants wilting on the front porch! Useless!
The state one enters approximately 3-5 hours into a video conference meeting that you are actually trying to pay attention to and participate in.
By the end of the full day Zoom meeting every single staff person had become a Zoombie!