zuck

The act of creating deliberately confusing jargon and user-interfaces which trick your users into sharing more info about themselves than they really want to

That user-interface totally zuckered me into sharing 50 wedding photos. That kinda zucks

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zuck

Slang for zuckerberg.

-verb

1. To take something from someone else; for example their personal property (a golden egg) or an idea (TNBT) or something abstract (private data.)

(*) Note that this usage does not apply to taking someone's virginity.

2. To infringe on someone's privacy or abuse their trust.

3. (in football) To intercept.

-noun.

4. An untrustworthy person

5. A weasel

Origin: c. 2005

—Related forms
zuckable, adj.
zucky, adj.
zuckiest, adj.
zucked, verb or noun
zucker, noun
zucking, verb
zucktion, noun
zuckerberg, verb

1. That guy's idea was a total golden egg and he zucked it. Now it's the next big thing.

2. Quit reading my journal. You need to stop zucking any time I turn my back.

3. Favre's pass to Harvin was a bullet, but it was zucked.

4. You're being totally zucky right now.

5. You zuck.

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zuck

zuck
zucked
zucking
MotherZucker
Zuckbook

What the zuck!? means: Dismay at already having already agreed to allow my data to be collected and my privacy to be violated withunforeseeable ramifications.

I have been zucked! Descriptive verb reference to Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook Socially acceptable variation on an over-used swear word. Means: There's very little I can do about being taken advantage of, because the supposed "features" provided for me to control or mitigate what I already agreed to be bound by are ineffective and/or non-existent.
zucking, means: cautionary exclamation ; (a reference to Mark Zuckerberg,) used in order to remind people how often they are taken advantage of without recourse and to be mindful of what they say, post and do online.
MotherZucker: means: derogatory nickname for someone who is in the act of violating your privacy.

Zuckbook: a friendly reminder how Facebook violates privacy and data-mines all actions, whether you've ever been a member or not.

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zucked

Getting restricted or banned on Facebook for violating community standards

"That picture of that girls titties got me zucked" or "I got zucked for 3 days for saying penis"

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zucked

n. When Facebook makes an unwarranted change to their policies or layout that everyone hates.

A: What the hell is this new picture viewer all about?
B: Yeah, we just got zucked again.

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zuck

To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.

Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.

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zucked

(noun): When any slight inconvenience happens. When you think things are fine, but someone else deems them, NOT fine. Used mostly in reference to someone being offended about a post, picture, meme, phrase, etc. and removing you, or the post from the group and or website it was posted on.

"I posted this funny meme on Facebook, but it got zucked", "The Lord givith, and the Lord Zuckith away.." "Well, zuck"