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To get away with just about anything
Joe Shmoe: Hey guys, lets get some beers!
John Doe: Dude, we're only 17...we cant.
Joe Shmoe: Psh...Gotta Brad Pitt that shit.
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An asshole who can get any girl he wants.
"whoa that chick is HAAWWWT"
"forget her man, you ain't no brad pitt"
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Subtle way of talking about arm pits
If you were around a group of friends and your crush was there, you're not exactly going to want to burst out 'I'VE GOT SWEATY ARMPITS', so instead you can say that brad pitt is spitting or something. clever no?
can also be said on first name terms.. i.e. brad, brad's, bradley's
person 1- how hot are they?!
person 2- oh so hot
person 1- yeah
person 2- shame about those brad pitts
person 1- yeah
girl 1- shit i forgot my razor
girl 2- shit!
girl 1- now everyone is going to see brad's hair!
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used instead of the word 'shit'
teacher: "You failed your pop quiz."
student: "Aww, Brad Pitt!"
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The FitMC Definition, Adolf Hitler
Saying “Hitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”
A highly over rated, overpaid Hollywood actor with marginal talent and limited range whose success is largely contingent on his physical appearance, several off screen romantic relationships(with other minimally talented actresses) and his ability to draw intellectually vapid females to the box office for movies they wouldn’t otherwise watch. (ie...Seven years in Tibet, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club etc…)
Brad: Hey Julie, do you wanna go see Brad Pitt’s new movie? It’s about an Austrian mountain climber that becomes friends with the Dalai Lama in the 1940’s Chinese takeover..?
Julie: Ooooh yeah!!
Mark: Amber, wanna rent Fight Club?
Amber: What’s that about?
Mark: Umm…it’s about a man’s rejection of a consumeristic and narcissistic society that deprives him of his humanity.
Amber: sounds really boring.
Mark: Brad Pitt is in it.
Amber: oooh yeah! I’ll watch.
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