Matt Damon

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

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Brad Pitt

used instead of the word 'shit'

teacher: "You failed your pop quiz."
student: "Aww, Brad Pitt!"

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