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dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean
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a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.
Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.
Salmon: glubglubglubglub..
Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..
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when both feet end up in one leg of your pants
"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."
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A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.
Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.
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girl who only gives head and not sex
That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me
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A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.
I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.
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Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.
The Mermaids saw the Wendies laughing with the boys and decide to drown them.
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