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Penis

a common mispelling of pennies.

Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019

309๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.

oh that was great penis milk!!

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

540๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

mine is small

Penis is fine

by โ™ฅ๐Ÿ—บโ˜  May 22, 2021

90๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

Noodle doodle

I have a penis, bitch.

by 123cockadoodle.dundee321 May 21, 2018

186๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina

Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis

by Giggity giggity it's quagmire March 30, 2021

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.

(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.

by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015

148๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis

The wiggly part of your mfkn groin

My penis is mfkn itchy bois

by Drewdown13 November 19, 2020

77๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž