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Quagmire

The kind of thing that happens every time the US fights a war

"Great, now were in a quagmire. Thanks George."

by Mastermind September 6, 2003

192๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

A person resembling Quagmire from "Family Guy", usually a pervert with a big chin

Person 1: OHHHHHHH!!!! Giggidy!!!! I like that!!!!!

Person 2: Your such a Quagmire.

by Dic La'tolet July 27, 2010

88๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

228๐Ÿ‘ 246๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

Biggest Pimp in Rhode Island.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT!

by smjoe January 28, 2005

178๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 10, 2005

171๐Ÿ‘ 186๐Ÿ‘Ž


quagmirism

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)

that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


quagmire

1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.

2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.

3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.

1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."

2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan

3) Iraq, circa April, 2004

by Jiggy-Fly May 29, 2004

56๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž