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A thugs game played by gentlemen. The worlds greatest game, not like the pussyish 'sports' of football(socccer) and american football. In rugby you don't wear girly padding and you definatly don't go down if someone breathes on you (soccer). There is no stabbing in the back, what happens on the pitch stays on the pitch. Basically, in rugby the two teams kick the shit out of each other for 80 minutes and then they go and talk about what a great time it was in the clubhouse over copious amounts of beer. Also if there is a fight, no-one stands around watching, no no no, they all pile in for a good old scrap.
As a sport, rugby shits all over all other 'sports'.
The best time you'll have with 13 other guys and a hooker.
Rugby is a game of possession.
A game where punching, kicking, Stamping on somebody's head isn't totally frowned upon
A hooligan's sport, played by gentlemen. A sport in which the select few athletes that can compete in such an activity are looked upon as homosexuals by those who cannot. (Note: above definitions)
We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent.
And we love it. I don't see a problem with it.
(R. Hurst 2006)
Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players?
A: Backs
A real sport that involves no frickin pansy ass pads like american football. Kick the habit, play rugby.
Joe went to play rugby to break his face in. His other friend Charles went to play american football and got a bruise.