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What the United States is currently in right now. The longest U.S government shutdown shutdown in history. Caused by Donald Trump not having funding for his stupid wall, because Democrats won’t approve funding for the wall.
Man this fucking government shutdown is starting to piss me off right now!
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Something that, in 2013, was supposed to stop the delay of Obamacare, just so that the Obama Administration could turn around and keep delaying parts of it later.
Progressives and Democrats wailed about the partial government shutdown -- name-calling the Republicans "extremists" and "domestic terrorists" -- but have no problem with Obama delaying parts of Obamacare now -- which is exactly what the argument surrounding the government shutdown was about in the first place. Hypocrites!
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used by professional baseball player derek bell in relation to his position on the team. felt as if he should be giving a starting position due to prior accomplishments and eventually put off when he had to try in spring training.
employee 1: i think im going to go into "operation shutdown" the boss is being a drag
employee 2: you better get back to work before the boss employes 'operation cut your worthless @$$"
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The longest fucking U.S government shutdown in history! 800,000 federal workers are working without pay and the fucking economy is going bad! This is been going on since DECEMBER 2018. One month later, no end in sight. Does Donald Trump not care about his damn country or something? Like does he have to shutdown the fucking government just because of a stupid wall? Listen: I know the illegal immigrants issue but still, there’s no need to shut down the damn government just because of a fucking wall!
Can this fucking Trump Shutdown end once-in-for-all? This is just so fucking stupid! Shut down the fucking government just because of a stupid wall?
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The word used when one tries to submit a word to Urban Dictionary, but doesnt get it published. This is usually said by friends who are trying to tease you. Urban SHUTDOWN usually causes extreme sadness and depression in it's victims.
"I just submitted a word into Urban Dictionary for review, but the editors decided not to pulish it."
"Duude, Urban SHUTDOWN."
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The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.
Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.
Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.
Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.
"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"