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When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.
“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”
“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”
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When your talking but don’t realise you are unleashing unholy rizz
Bro your accidental rizz is crazy
I accidentally
A phrase to describe when you ruin something beyond repair, or screw up to the point where it is impossible to describe the mistake with a verb.
'I accidentally' the whole green screen!
'I accidentally' my whole ipod!
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That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".
I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.
Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.
Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????
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When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.
Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.
Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.
Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.
Friend: ...
One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).
Dude, Accidentally In Love, that's my shit right there!