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Basically when a person does a handstand and then proceeds to do a shit everywhere so it covers part of their body. This occasionally pops up in grot mags but is quite rare. If one finds some then it is their job to show all there mates as soon as possible. Warning, dont show ur parents, this has been known to lead to some strange looks and even worse ideas, u dont want ur parents doing the brown acrobat in the next room do u?
Bob: Wow, did u see that porn last night dude,
Andy: Yeh dude that chick pulled off a brown acrobat, twas a great wank to start off the new year
Bob: Yeh it really was
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A person who is over weight and try's to do tricks in a pool and just fails
That girl is such an acrobatic orca.
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When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end
Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix
Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens
When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.
I hope i never perform an african acrobat.
A person who does acrobatics in the middle of Anal
Jaira is an Anal Acrobat
A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.
Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"
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n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!
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