Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.

He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!