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Small, bisexual, angry issue on the table who probably hasn’t slept in a week.
The issue on the table, Alexander Hamilton. He’s on the table and he won’t get down.
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Bastard Orpahn Son of A Whore
AND A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HIS WIFE AND WROTE A F*CKING 95 PAGE PAMPHLET ABOUT IT
Yeah, Alexander Hamilton was an idiot
A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife
Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair
The sluttiest founding father.
Just... Overall the worst.
Was also totally gay for John Laurens
Damn... Alexander Hamilton was honestly such a slut.
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A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.
History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."
Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)
History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."
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Relatable, Smol, Angry, Bisexual. Americas founding father without a father and probably dated John Laurens sometime or another.
“I love the musical about Alexander Hamilton! And Lams is otp fight me”
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A small angry person who likes to stand on tables
Alexander Hamilton stood on a table to look tall but fell off it instead