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noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s
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Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.
Scott is such an alfalfa male, a complete pussy but the chicks dig him.
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Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.
EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.
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During intercourse a woman suggests reversing roles.
"Last night in the middle of sex my girlfriend started spanking me and wanted to put a dildo in my butt." I told her we're not going to 'Reverse Alfalfa' it.
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When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
dog that is alfalfa
scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.
look at that cute alfalfa dog its so alfalfaey !!!