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THE most determined sun of a gun out there who never stops for trolls on the road and works his ass off towards his goals. Soon to be famously known as a world renounced boxer who kicks some real ass in the ring, so don't waste your time trynna pick a fight w him. Not also that but he's an extremely focused and ambitious person who makes a heck of a good friend no doubt!💪🏼
"Andres is the toughest guy I've ever met!!"
"Yo did you see Andres just walk past us?!!"
"Andres is the bestest friend I've ever met!"
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Andre is a great person. He is great in several meanings, he is super tall, you may would describe him as a gigantic moloch. This legendary body is often compared to a greece demigod but Andre´s real greatness comes by his mind and chararakter. He always got your back and his crazy large brain (it weights 22 fucking pounds) is a real gamechanger for all of us. Having a friend as epic as Andre is incredible. Under fitting circumstances, Andre can be funny. Great news: The circumstances fit most of the time, he is hilarious.
He also invented "Memeology" as a subject area in several highly credited universitys in central europe.
The combination of this mans incredible mind with his unbelievable physical attributes caused his ban in several eastern european and a fiew asian states.
Give it a few years and his hometown will honor the living legend him with a 34 ft. high bronze statue.
"Andre wants the music quieter."
"Andre brother is this pizza still hot?"
"Bruuuuuh Andre.."
"That drink is on fire, well done Andre"
"Jau Andre, die Jungs aus der Höhle machen am Samstag eine Generalvollversammlung, komm mal wieder raus aus MS, wir vermissen dich hier"
A Hispanic name. Usually some one you can trust, but never want to piss off due to how fucked up they could be.
Fight Andres! Fuck that! He would slit my throat
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A nigga that can fuck whoever he wants. Dick size normally 7- 12 inches and can give orgasms with his finger. He listen to tons of Lil Uzi Vert and really good at making hoes WETT he attracts the THICCEST of hoes.
Andres makess me WETT
Andres Fucked my girl
Andres is the best nigga
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1. Super sexy guy who is wanted by everybody. Is the nicest guy you will ever meet, has a great sense of humor, is a lot of fun, is extremely talented and loved by everyone. Makes an amazing boyfriend.
2. Name that comes from Hispanic origin. Meaning "brave" or "courageous."
Linda: Do you know Andres?
Hildeguard: Yes, hes perfect.
Linda: I know, right! I wish he was mine.
Hildeguard: Me, too.
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A nice guy that all the ladies like he’s a sweet, funny, and amazing type of guy he’s the perfect boyfriend.
Girl:1 Wow that guy is so hot!
Girl:2 I bet his name is Andre
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A spicy, hot, delicious man. A very unique guy, he will always makes a girl laugh her heart out and fall in love instantly. He has an amazing smile and braces. The most important thing is that if the world were without Andres, it would be as if the world were without the sun.
From where Andres is sitting, it could be the centre of the Universe!
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