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The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience
Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?
Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach
A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.
"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."
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An attempt to woo a female after obtaining information about her interests from her best friend, sister, or roomate in college.
I really doubt asking Sarah out for a movie is gonna win her over, your best bet is use the inside approach and find out what shes into, it could give very well give you a better chance.
When a person is convinced on something unknowingly by being presented three options. Option 1 is more than necessary. Option 2 is just right. Option 3 is inadequate and makes option 2 look more desirable. Slight variation from the children's story. Option 2 is always chosen.
Salesman: This one is expensive/big/overkill. This one is mid-range/practical/affordable. This one is economic/cheap/low quality.
Consumer: Ah I think I'll go with option 2. You tricky salesman!
Salesman(To Coworkers): That's how the goldilocks approach is done my friends.
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A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.
Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.
It's when your getting ready to go down on a woman and the stench is so bad you lift your face up and leave.
Steve: Dude, I had to do a Low Approach on that skank last night, it smelled like a dead cat!
Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!
The butterflies feeling when you get in your guts when you want to talk to a HB.
I've got a real sticking point with women, I can't get over my approach anxiety.
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