response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check
Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!
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masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.
things that sound dirty but aren't
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How are you here?
*insert eyebrow the rock meme* you aren't meant to be here??!!!!!!1.
Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.
Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump
Us:๐คฆ โ๏ธ๐คฆ โ๏ธ๐คฆ โ๏ธ
Roses aren't always red
& violets aren't exactly blue,
the society we live in
never seems to speak the truth.
Smiles aren't always happy,
& frowns aren't always upset.
People judge to quickly
& our feelings are what they
forget
Roses aren't always red & and our feelings are what they forget.
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...of pwncaeks.
you ask someone "aren't you full" if they continue to get pwnd, or 'served pwncaeks.'
Erica has been pwning her friend Nick all day.
So we say Erica has been serving Nick Pwncaeks.
If Erica continues to serve Nick giant stacks of pwncaeks, it is then proper for her to say, "Dude, Nick... Aren't you full yet?"
because eating that many pwncaeks is bound to make someone full.
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The most hyphy song ever. By MC Lars, A.K.A The Whitest Rapper Alive. He wishes he was hyphy...like mee!
Black Boyy:Did you hear that one friggin awesome song by MC Lars?
White Boy:No...
Black Boy:That's because WHITE KIDS AREN'T HYPHY!
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