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these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

by sjm1 July 9, 2010

78๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis

I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't

by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


you aren't meant to be here

How are you here?

*insert eyebrow the rock meme* you aren't meant to be here??!!!!!!1.

by yetineroz March 11, 2023


Aliens are real but votes aren't

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.

Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ

by Lemmon December 16, 2020


Roses Aren't Always Red

Roses aren't always red

& violets aren't exactly blue,
the society we live in
never seems to speak the truth.

Smiles aren't always happy,
& frowns aren't always upset.
People judge to quickly
& our feelings are what they

forget

Roses aren't always red & and our feelings are what they forget.

by gaywoman69 March 8, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


aren't you full yet

...of pwncaeks.

you ask someone "aren't you full" if they continue to get pwnd, or 'served pwncaeks.'

Erica has been pwning her friend Nick all day.
So we say Erica has been serving Nick Pwncaeks.

If Erica continues to serve Nick giant stacks of pwncaeks, it is then proper for her to say, "Dude, Nick... Aren't you full yet?"

because eating that many pwncaeks is bound to make someone full.

by Pearl Girl August 8, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Kids Aren't Hyphy

The most hyphy song ever. By MC Lars, A.K.A The Whitest Rapper Alive. He wishes he was hyphy...like mee!

Black Boyy:Did you hear that one friggin awesome song by MC Lars?

White Boy:No...

Black Boy:That's because WHITE KIDS AREN'T HYPHY!

by Coolkidd!(: June 25, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž