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the sexiest race to date
Person 1: yo bro this girl and I are soooooo in love broo we held hands and kissed today
Person 2: Oh really? May I ask, what race was she?
Person 1: The best race out, I shit you not. Asian!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude you scored!!!
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An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:
1) Short in stature
2) Gets superb grades
3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else
4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents
5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting
6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL)
7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving)
8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people
8)
Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.
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1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.
NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted
1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.
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asian(v) to go insanely crazy on someone in a kick-ass way
person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
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People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.
Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.
Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.
Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?
Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*
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Small genitalia and proud, yet smart as all hell. They can do anything but using their fucking eyeballs.
"How the fuck did that kid place first in the math competition?!"- white person
"Because he's Asian you school shooter."- hispanic dude
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