we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
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One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.
Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time
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A condom filled with frozen ice cream.
Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerryโs ass blaster. It felt so good.
an exciting thing that happens
"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.
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This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.
Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.
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To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"
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When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.
Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!
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