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the giant ass eating nigger

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock

why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass eating grin

A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.

Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.

by kickflipthecat July 28, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newtonโ€™s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 19, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 26, 2016

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eat ass

To lick AND tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person.

I eat ass.

by John Robert Smith March 18, 2018

118๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat ass

To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)

Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.

by V. Cummings July 30, 2006

795๐Ÿ‘ 239๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014

389๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž