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Assessment Tasks

1) Pointless tasks that teachers of the EHBTH School give their students in the hope that their teaching skills (or lack thereof) are avoided from being pointed out.
2) A teacher cover-up word, which really means Ass Task. Techers of the above mentioned school have regular meetings concerning Ass tasks, the most common teacher present being Mr Sprod (see Sprod) and Ms Dabaja (See Dabaja).

I'd go to the super about these tasks, but I have too many to do!

Recess has been extened due to an English Faculty Assessment Task meetings

by Robert Manganaro March 20, 2004

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Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2019


IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.

A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.

by marco_uncletony September 23, 2014


analyze, assess, address

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.

Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2023


Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2022

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District Assessment

A test to see if your teacher is doing her job and thats why they usually take it for a grade, to make sure you don't guess on it.

We will have a district assessment tomorrow!

by 'GoodLifeStudios' December 14, 2016


Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."

by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023