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It's the opposite of a "busy bee". It is said that the term originates from the story of an Indian boy who is residing in England during Christmas. While all the locals are busy celebrating Christmas, the boy has nothing on his calendar and is available to meet anyone at this time. He feels alienated and hence the term "available alien".
Note that unlike the term "available ass", there is no sexual connotation here.
Katy: Hey Dhruv, are you available on the 22nd of December to meet? That is the only day I have free on my diary?
Dhruv: Yeah, I can meet anytime. I am totally an available alien.
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Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
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The most annoying message on any video sharing site.
Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!
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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P