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A Mountain Dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda Pepsi Blue, regular Mountain Dew, ecstasy, Sweet Tarts, and Surge. Has a bluish-green tint.
baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.
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oh man baja blast.......i think i just creamed my pants
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In early January of 2011 two men (age 12-47) entered a Taco Bell in Endicott, New York. These criminals ordered small drinks. instead of filling their cups with this delicious drink they filled Gatorade bottles. They then promptly left the Taco Bell and ran around town to their safehouse.
*67 Taco bells have been robbed of all their Baja
*56 Deaths have resulted from these robberies
*The last Taco Bell that was hit was in southern Missouri
Bandits: Hello can i please have a small dri.. EVERYONE ON THE GROUND
Workers: Who are you?????
Bandits: We are THE Baja Bandits
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To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water
"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."
This is another term for South Dakota; obviously used with sarcastic intent.
Due to a snowstorm, I'm stuck in Sious Falls, Baja Dakota. Woe is me!
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The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.
Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks
Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!
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The unavoidable flatulence induced by excessive consumption of Mexican cuisine. Frequently followed by a lengthy trip to the rest room, requiring multiple courtesy flushes.
Man, I wish I hadn’t eaten that second tamale at lunch. I took some Beano, but it can’t control this Baja Breeze.
Ricardo, you need to lay off the Chipotle. Your Baja Breeze is scaring away the ladies.