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The occurrence when a celebrity/social media 'influencer' says/does something controversial for the sake staying in the spotlight. It usually happens when said influencer is losing their 15 seconds of fame, thus filing for clout bankruptcy. He/she can do this multiple ways including saying controversial yet bland political takes (i.e: "we're controlled by the elites" "we need a better healthcare system" "there are only 2 genders"), publicly converting into a religion, staging a drama with another influencer, etc. This stunt may also involve monetary gains
Person 1: did you hear that *insert washed up celebrity/influencer* thinks we shouldn't take vaccines?
Person 2: that guy? He's filing for clout bankruptcy. No one's talked about him since he made the hitsong 2 years ago
Another name for the restaurant "Corner Bakery". This name mocks the restaurant for charging exorbitant prices for a half stale sandwich and a small salad.
No, Judd, I can't afford to go to Corner Bankruptcy, If I'm gonna pay $8.75 for a half sandwich, it better at least taste good!
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When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals
Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!
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feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.
Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"
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When you have so many internet browser tabs open it is better that you just close all of them than sift through the nightmare hellscape your workspace has become.
Johnson: I would love to get those reports to you sir, I just need to sift through some of these tabs.
Manager: That's fine Johnson, it's time to declare tab bankruptcy, get your life together and get me them tomorrow.
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The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.
Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!
Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
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v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
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