Späagen-Fäagen

A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.

The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.

When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.

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Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

Hillarump

Hillary verses Trump - the major party candidates for the 2016 US presidential election.

Hillarump are the worst presidential candidates in living memory - how did it come to this??

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RMESHISMB

Rolling My Eyes So Hard I Saw My Brain.

Me: eating a steak with broccoli after lifting weights.
Ignorant friend: "Why aren't you eating carbs? You're going to lose all your gains and die without carbs!"
Me, RMESHISMB: "And yet you said nothing when I was fat, sedentary, and eating a box of donuts at a time..."

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

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DLBA

DLBA - Don't Like But Agree. This is a comment to leave on a post you agree with that describes something so bad that "liking" it would seem sadistic.

Leon: "Joseph is a genocidal murderer and he is destroying my country!"
Mikhail: "DLBA"

EWAG

Educated Wild-Ass Guess

A guess where you don't know the answer, but you do know something about the subject in general, so your answer will be better than just a WAG (Wild-Ass Guess).

Bob: Hey John, what's a Drosophila melanogaster.

John: Not sure. From my extensive knowledge of ancient Greek I can tell you "Drosophila" means "dew lover" and "melanogaster" means "fruit-eater". My EWAG would be some kind of fruit eating bug.

Bob (under breath): "What a Putz. I'll just look it up on wikipedia."

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