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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.

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What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

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What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.

The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.

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The piss of angels.

Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.

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the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most

finish your beer, there are sober people in china!

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what men need to function daily

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going

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this medium was launched to invite people to write their own definitions of urban life language (reflecting the zeitgeist). a democratic forum's idea that every accepted entry is as valued as one in webster's or oxford's.

this medium is not suitable for communication between two idiots. the nuances of speech, tones, humour, irony, emotion, body language etc are naturally excluded, thus per se dismissing what communication is.
Just saying.
You wanted it that way.

Have a beer for me too.