Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom
Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.
"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"
"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"
"You're just Big Johnning me."
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
"Yeah, OK Big John."
Someone who parties with perkys
Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately
a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud
freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says
hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone