Someone who parties with perkys
Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately
Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom
Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.
"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"
"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"
"You're just Big Johnning me."
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
"Yeah, OK Big John."
a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud
freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says
hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone