Bigfoot..he’s the kindest and most honest dude you’ll ever meet, if you ever get to be his friend your really lucky and should never let him go, he’s OF COURSE REALLY TALL and will brag about to girl named Emely, he hated it when she plays smart and beats him, hes really nice when you get to talk to him, he will never leave you when you need help or advice, he doesn’t like video games but will listen to everything you have to say, he likes music and hanging out with the many friends he has, he’s really smart and goofy, he is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he likes sports and is fit, he has a amazing personality and will leave you amazed at some of the things he says, he will also talk to you for hours straight even when he’s tierd, he also always says things that sound mean but always says he’s joking afterwards and tells you something nice, whenever your feeling down all you have to do is talk to him and you’ll be laughing your head off, he will also deal with this annoy short sevvy girl named Emely and he is truly special to her, he’s a really attractive male and is 100% of the time named Oscar!!!.... from- that really annoying little sevvy named Emely
Bigfoot is always hanging out with Brandon
A big mother fucking pain in the ass creature that looks like he does steroids, really tall uaslly hangs around dumpsturs and eats the rotton fish in there. lots of so callled sightings of bigfoot( probaly fake)
names- sasqautch
yeti
yowie
tristan- hooly shit its a bigfoot
hobo- get the hell away from those fish u dick
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Starting off with the Cleveland Steamer but then putting your footprint in it. Shit on chest then foot in shit!
Tina Trumpetpharts asked me to give her the Cleveland Steamer so I kindly obliged but I didn't stop there. I gave her the BigFoot, we chuckled then went for sodas.
1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.
2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.
3.Another word for a britain hose.
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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.
2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown
3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
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1. The guy right above you in a hotel that is stomping around at 3:oo A.M.!!!!
2. The real Chewbacca.
1. *stomping from ceiling* Why can't bigfoot up there GO TO SLEEP IT IS 3:00 A.M FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
2.dude#1 Hey did you just see bigfoot!?!
dude#2 What you mean Chewbacca?
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A lie people made up to scare kids
Kid: bigfoot is not real
Mom: yea sure
Dad: trys to call Bigfoot
Bigfoot: IMMA KILL YOU
*kid wakes up*
A terrifying, ape-like creature said to roam in remote mountain forests, but has eluded researchers and baffled skeptics for more than 150 years. Standing over 6 ft. 6 in. (2 cm) high, with arms down to its knees, Bigfoot can easily carry away dogs and livestock. More than 1600 instances of Bigfoot sightings or trails have been recorded in the United States and Canada since the early 19th century.
Many people who have shot at Bigfoot from point-blank range report that the creature seems invulnerable to gunfire.