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A very rich and successful entrepreneur, and one of the founders of Microsoft.
While people like Steve Jobs under Apple have often led the way in terms of innovation, it was Bill Gates that made it affordable, and brought it to the masses.
His software is incredibly successful, and he's freaking rich. But that's okay, because through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, he has donated so much money to the greater good it's not even funny.
Love him or hate him, we should at least respect him.
Personally, I prefer Apple, but I do respect Bill Gates for being so influential, and especially charitable.
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The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.
People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.
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See ''Richer than God''
Bill Gates bought the earth to store gentic experiments he calls ''Humans''.
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One of the only people in the world who can rip off someones idea and make MORE money, then continue copying them for years and years.
That n00b stole my idea! He's the next Bill Gates!
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The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
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Shameless rich bastard who stole or copied everything Microsoft has ever produced. From MS-DOS to Windows Vista and all Office products, ideas have been either stolen (in the case of MS-DOS) or copied. MS-DOS was stolen from the person who created it. Windows is a copy of Apples original idea of a graphical interface. Word is a copy of the original idea of Word Perfect. Excel is a copy of the original idea of Lotus. The list is endless. His only original idea was to bundle all of these programs together so that no other programs would work on his systems allowing him to crush and dominate the PC market. He also succeeded in making his systems so tedious and bloated with useless code that the systems have a propensity to crash, hang-up, quit working or display an error screen.
All of you people who deify this man are grossly misled by Gates and his army of minions. He is a rich liberal asshole who supports socialism for all but him and his "select" buddies who will dictate policy for what is "good" for the every day guy and gal. Ever wonder why PC's and laptops are so expensive. Ask Bill Gates. The one and only reason is because his company is the biggest monopoly ever conceived by man in the history of the universe. I really get a kick out of you people drooling over his philanthropy. As if that makes up for his stealing, forging and grotesque crookery. Oh Bill Gates is so cool and so great, he gives money to cool little socialist organizations. He is the greatest ever! Get a life a**holes and get a grip on reality. He is no better than a crackhead doing a B&E.
I am going to pull a Bill Gates and steal someones idea and go on to stifle all competition and extract obscene amounts of money from my army of mind-numbed minions!
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Was not the inventor or creator of windows. he actually tricked some other guy into selling DOS to him dirt cheap, and ended up making millions off of it.
MY name is Bill Gates, and I am not creative, neither is microsoft. We steal our ideas.
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