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This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.
Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.
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A bismarck is when you take your dick and slap it across someone else's face. If you are gay, then you will do it do another guy. If you are sraight, then you will do it to another girl. It is pretty nasty and sick people do that.
Take for example a conversation between a freak named Josh and his sister Jaime.
Josh: Hey Jaime do you want a bismarck?
Jaime: What is a bismarck?
Josh: It's when I take my penis and slap it across your face.
Jaime: Oh my god, thats nasty. I can't believe you said that. I'm telling mom.
Josh: Hey you still haven't answered my question. Do you want a bismarck?
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(BIZZ-maRK)
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
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(BIZZ-maRK)
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
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Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.
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When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.
Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.
Ted got Bismarcked
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Bismarck was one of two Bismarck class battleships built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy from 1935 - 1945). The other ship being the Tirpitz. Bismarck was laid down on July 1936 at the Blohm and Voss shipyard in Hamburg. She was launched on February 1939 and complete on August 1940.
“Bismarck is famous for taking part in the Battle of the Denmark Straight and for destroying the Royal Navy’s world famous HMS Hood.”
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