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Being incredibly smooth with words. more often than not pickup lines.
Omg shes like black ice
How
She asked me for help on a math problem
so...?
then she asked for my number.
holy shit dude
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one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?
Craig: O u know it!
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A four mile stretch of State Route 40 between Pataskala and Kikersville, Ohio. When the snow in the median melts then re-freezes at night, it becomes a 4 mile long skating rink on the Eastbound lanes.
Dude, I hit the Black Ice Beast at 60MPH after that re-freeze and spun so far I had to change my pants...twice!
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The most swaggity of drugs. It is black, it is see through kind of like obsidian, kind of like a black glassy substance and it is found on the ocean floor only in the Mediterranean and after being exposed to it, you experience very interesting dreams, yes, you get knocked out, of which you are floating out of your bed and you get stabbed, then you think it actually happens. It makes your eyes go outward crossed and makes your feet slowly turn backwards. It's honestly disgusting, and did I mention your fingers pop off?
Dude, did you get that new black ice meth, my feet are already turning!
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Freshly paved asphalt that makes for a fast, smooth ride on skateboards or roller blades.
This surface sucks...let's go find some black ice.
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An air freshener used in vehicles and small spaces
Block ice air freshener, Only women with smelly v**inas use black ice air fresheners
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An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.
Guy: "You ready for this?"
Girl: "Black ice my ass!"
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