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Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro
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A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.
Ugh. She's such a blue-haired liberal.
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A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
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Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)
I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!
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Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
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Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.
“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”
A Blue Hair Girl is someone who gets over offensive from the littlest things. Also they support Biden, BLM, and other groups while they say all white people should die. P.s. the girl is also white.
Bob: *says joke thats not offensive*
Blue hair Girl: OMG THATS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE!!!! You're such a homophobe!
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