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A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!
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The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON!
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n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.
Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!
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The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.
Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!
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The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"
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A gay man who had sex with a woman before he came out.
Tad is a blue ribbon gay: he found out he liked men after screwing Penelope. Poor girl...
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1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.
Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).
Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"
2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):
-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com
Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."
Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):
Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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