boarded

A pirate fashioned slamming.

Ъ¡§¥: What do you mean you "boarded" her?
ChatDude: I mean I laid her on her back and slammed by dick deep inside her while wearing an eye patch.
Ъ¡§¥: Oh. How did you hurt your eye?
ChatDude: I didn't it was the only thing I had left on from my pirate costume.
Ъ¡§¥: LOL

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boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

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on the board

The girl you've got your eyes on

Dude your ex is on the board

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board

bored,phased out,bored with board and lodging

He was so board he did not want to spell bored well, oh well.

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board

How many girls at one time a man can call one for sexual favours. Commonly used in the phrase "Ive got board!" or in the question " Do you have board?"

Amy, Jess and Hayley are my board!

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boards

usually refers to board shorts, the garment of choice to some throughout the year. innovators of the boards are sean dwyer & mike tyrrell.

'ayo tyrrell let me cop a pair of boards.'
(subsequently, t would go to the whip and return with an assortment of three to four multicolored pairs of board shorts.)

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board

A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.

Man that guy's hat is on backwards on a Saturday he is pulling a Board.

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